I know I have opened myself up for an entire bag of hassles --READ FIRST

Please, please, please...I just ask for a couple of things:

1.  No racist humor.  You know what is racist and what isn't. 

2.  No crude jokes.  You know what is crude and what isn't.

3.  Solid humor only.  If the joke bombs, is crude, or racist, how about reading instead of writing.

4.  If you are easily offended.  Don't come to this section.  While myself and others will be monitoring, we cannot guarantee that racist or offensive jokes will get deleted in time.  Don't freak out over the fact I haven't gotten to delete it yet.  Better yet...be a bigger person with a solid sense of self remember that there are young and ignorant people that you are better off ignoring.

5.  If you do not know what is racist, what is crude and what is good, don't post here.  If you disagree with me regarding what is racist, crude and good humor.  Too bad.  This is my house.

6.  If this section becomes a hassle for me, I will just get rid of it.  Try not to make it that way.  I have poker to discuss, and six children.  This section will not become my seventh child.

7.  Enjoy!