Yeah, I know the bad beat hurt...

It can be frustrating, irritating, humiliating, painful-i-a-ting (ok, so I made that one up but, all these things mean it hurts) when you are playing great poker and somebody hits that long shot on you for all your chips.  So, cry a little, have a beer (or juice, warm milk, etc...), and then have a glass of whine.  Yeah, whine here...get it out.  Tell everyone the horrible story.  Here is the fun part: 5 bucks (no not kicks or doll hairs, but real actual money) into your Gloss Poker account if your story is the worst beat of the month. 

Qualifications:

1.  Hand must be a verifiable hand played on Gloss Poker real money table (tournament or cash game).  Number of the hand must be included along with the date, tournament name and buy-in amount.  Why?  Well, I know many of you are good story tellers, you all play poker.  Might as well be fisherman.  I don't believe ya unless I can verify it.  You bluff, I call.

2.  Story must be good, I mean good.  "Dude, sucked out on the river hitting a boat."  Well, that really sucks and all but, it's hardly a story to latch onto.  Give us the details.  Maybe we just want to shed a tear with you.  Some of us have empathy.  Well...not me usually, but some do.  I might just give ya the understanding head nod and 5 dollars if you move me with the story.

3.  Must have gone through the GlossForum banner here yourself or have referred two players that have gone through the banner and play at Gloss Poker.  Why?  To help this site make money.  I mean, come on, I'm trying to find ways to give money to the members.  I can't give away what I don't have.  The more the site makes, the more I give away.  Is it not obvious? And look, if you have ideas of other ways I can give it away that are creative, I'd love to hear and I will try to do it,(see the Promotion to Promote Promotions) but, we need people to sign up for Gloss Poker through our banner and play there.  It is the only way I get the money to give it back to you. Help Gloss Forum to help you!
 
Administration will vote at the end of the month.  (After I verify the "fish that got away" really was that big.)